why the fuck should you even care
Anonymous

because i wanna know??? come off anon and tell me pls

we used to kinda be friends but then you just ditched me thanks
Anonymous

what the fuck? who are you?

thank you for existing, btw.
Anonymous

Awwwwww omg thank YOU!

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

the only time i open tumblr on my laptop in class and porn pops up this is just great ugh

What's your major in college?
Anonymous

morosity:

stress

livinginawhitegirlsparadise:

sometimes you just gotta white girl dance your problems away

wait you and your boyfriend broke up?
Anonymous

yeah but since hes been gone i can breathe for the first time im so movin on yeah yeah